Ally

"Always seems to have a Barfly problem. The place needs a thorough clean!"

"Still haven't sorted their fruit fly infestation I see :-( staff need to give the place a thorough scrub!"

"All visitors should bring cake."

"£8 for entry on a Sunday night?! Who else is here, the Queen?! Oh wait..."

"Don't hold your breath whilst driving, might not make it to the other end."

"In a hurry on your commute to work? Get a drive through coffee."