Fiona Yun

"Since I live here, I can say with full confidence that Roy G has never ever been here."

"Guy only talks to my husband about repairs to my vehicle for damages done by another man. Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I don't know how to drive or deal with insurance claims!"

"The dumbest tourists in the world congregate here"

"Take up your vacation with a stupid timeshare presentation. Oh boy! Sales pitch time for the next hour and a half"

"Nice people running the place and a pretty good selection"

"Gwai Wer. It will change your life."