Joey Mathews

"On our honeymoon after a nightmarish stay at the Solaris Jure in Šibenik. We couldn't be happier. Everything about the Rixos is wonderful!"

"Room 229 has no AC. Drains in sink and shower don't drain."

"ZOMBIE DUST! You'll never find it on tap anywhere else. It's sooooo good!"

"Sad I lost my mayorship. Best vacation ever"

"Place is great! Cheap, fast, and they're very thorough even on their more basic washes. A platinum package here is like a full detail at some other Chicago car washes."

"Grab a liter of Brau Weis and the ginormous pretzel. I'll see you when you get here!"