Jason Olsen

"Gyro sandwich with feta cheese"

"18% gratuity is added as matter of course, declared on the menu. Even when they don't bring half your table their entrees for 32 minutes."

"Covering a shift."

"Every time I come here I am disappointed. Tonight my fries are cold and the container is only half-filled (I guess that's a favor of they're cold) and my Big Mac is also cold. Amazing."

"If it's raining, beware the leaking ceiling between pillars 22 through 18."

"Only sells clothing, apparent, and some pittance of actual sporting supplies."