Fatuous Git

"Don't ask the staff about what's going on. They don't know, don't care."

"If you have the $21.50 beef burger, don't forget to ask for a side of cash."

"A ticket entitles you to free entry all day; but then so does the museum's non-existent security."

"Try the minke mousse. It comes with a chocolate harpoon and raspberry-flavoured blood; soooo cute!"

"Try the Ranga Ale on tap; refreshing red ale from Geelong."

"The new pancake machine is ace!"