Skipton Windelthorp

"The beer here is fabulous. Don't ask for a life jacket tho"

"Blow the guy calling the numbers and maybe you'll only have a 2 hour wait"

"It's just like, it's just like a mini mall"

"Try the deadly vanilla ice cream"

"If your handicapped and they get you a wheelchair, make sure they take you to the right terminal, they took me to the wrong one and I missed my flight"