excitable honky

"Make sure Wi-Fi is working here before you buy anything with intention of using it. No refunds when they tell you after the fact that it's down."

"You will not regret trying the Mac-n-Cheese Sausage."

"So Phò-King good ..."

"Caution: You would be lucky to get what you pay for. Had to make two visits to repair my lady's nails and not only failed to fix the problem, but then wanted to charge us more."

"You need to buy something in order to use the restroom here--and if you're not paying cash, it has to be a $5 minimum purchase."

""Iced Mocha" = Chocolate Milk"