Ryan Allison

"What's more annoying than slow service? Listening to Sacramento Packers fans cheer at Buffalo Wild Wings in Sacramento. Newflash -You're from CA. You have 3 teams--Choose 1."

"Don't swim right after a bunch of children. Ewwwy. Ishy. Poo!"

"Guy sitting next to me is eating a noodle salad with his mouth wide open while he chews. Normally I'd block this sort of thing out, but smacking on food is my pet peeve, and he's the worst ever."

"Be sure to pick up some air Jordans and ur do rag before visiting this jem."

"Try the Portuguese Steak and listen to the server. Everything he suggests will be excellent."