Evie Mae

"Buy a smores "kit" at the hotel and make smores at the fire pits at night."

"Apparently hipsters don't have kids, because this place has no high chairs."

"This place is awful. The line is forever. Only come here if you're poor or a masochist. Awesome place to see planes land, tho. Right over your head."

"If you like second-hand smoke, you'll love Jet."