Evan

"Probably one of the best places to eat in Kansas City."

"Ask for their gluten-free menu and watch them get confused!"

"OMG THERE'S A BASEMENT DINING AREA?!!!"

"Best schwarma ever."

"DON'T GET BEHIND OLD PEOPLE. They will only try to pay with a check!"

"I'm not doing any shopping. I'm literally just in the store to hear the piano player. It's the most relaxing thing ever. When can they get a massage therapist in here to pair with it?"