Ethan

"Lilys Special margarita, on the rocks with Grand Marnier is the best margarita in the city. I want to dip my tamale in it but my wife won't let me (tamales are real good too)"

"They suck boogers out of baby's noses here."

"Blueberry Coffee! Seriously! Try it."

"I'm pretty sure these pancakes are what Mrs. Butterworth thinks of when she's pleasuring herself. They're amazing."

"The Highlander Grog wins at life. Hints of vanilla and rum...it's like a pirate orgy in your mouth."

"The portions are huge!! I've been to a lot of Chipotles in my life and never have they needed to pieces of foil to wrap one like they did here."