Ernesto

"Like others have mentioned. Taste. The. Cheesecake! You'll have dreams about it for days."

"Wicked is the best musical you will ever watch in your entire life. Period."

"The owner sleeps naked. Will sell pics for $$$."

"Don't leave tip."

"Monkey is great, but the owner of this place is a real slob. He also tried hitting on me! Unbelievable!"

"I love it here, the food is so good! Curly fries!"