Erik Maynard

"If you're going to charge $1.29 to upgrade from fries to onion rings, how about you give me more than 5, and while you're at it make some from scratch rather than use the gross frozen ones."

"Stepping into this particular Walmart is akin to stepping into the world of Mad Max!"

"This place is always a cluster!"

"It's all about the Founder's Pie followed by the cookie skillet!"

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