Eric Harlacher

"Go more than once to experience the whole story!"

"Papa BOMBS. Seriously. Noone should have to walk across six lanes of NYC traffic, and then stand in said traffic to pay for their DELIVERY. It's DELIVERY, not "walk down the street to get it"."

"Don't drop the soap!"

"Don't forget to "like" us on facebook!"

"Don't be afraid to shove your way deeper into the car. Etiquette calls for you to say "excuse me" twice. If they don't move, pretend they're a revolving door and just push your way through."

"They botched our reservation and then the Front Desk Manager was rude, actually interrupting and cutting off my fiancé. Room we ended up with was nice, settled for two beds, NOT what we reserved."