Eric Silver

"They have fresh fruit and organic milk/half & half. Also a mighty fine ice cream cooler."

"Join the co-op. Get a discount. Never need a receipt for exchange or return. Best customer service in retail."

"I defy you to unseat the homeless looking dude in the cafe"

"Make sure you ask for the pat-down when going through security. It's the pause that refreshes."

"The tomato and onion slice is worth traversing SoHo for."

"Close the freaking gate!"