Eric Maudsley

"Cardio is most important, because, you know, zombies."

"The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying."

"Under new management for Spring 2012 semester - Starbucks, and service is 100% better."

"Don't eat at the Atrium Cafe. They act like they're doing you a favor by getting your order wrong as slowly as they can while you serve yourself coffee."

"On the other hand, this location DOES take USAA deposits."