Eric Kolb

"The stuff that looks like honey mustard with the German pretzels isn't! It's some kind of awesome and terrible demon mustard!"

"NES/SNES trader? No one better in town. It's all about their location."

"It's 10:30 on a Friday night. What the fuck are you doing bringing a baby around here?"

"This place is a Mecca of microbrews. Do yourself a favor and try a pick-your-own-six-pack and expand your horizon."

"Try the tacos de pollo asada. The chicken is so tender it's mind-blowing."