Eric Kohler

"Ask for pita when you order the "Pita Platter" or else you won't get any. That's what the hostess said after I picked up some takeout. How do you make a gyro without pita?!"

"Try the Gaga Gabore in the morning. Yum."

"When is this place open? It's always closed when we go by. :-("

"Our lab loves the Big Scary Kitty."

"There's an ATM here."