Eric

"Older crowd 45+ service is mediocre food is good did I say service was mediocre?"

"Oh hello happy hour!"

"2pm - 6pm happy hour! $2 hot saki and 2 for 1 nigiri!"

"3 paulaner beers on tap!"

"Yes I'm at the border, yes they are always understaffed, surprised?"

"Caveat emptor tuxedo pants hemmed too short, brides maids dresses not ready, need to purchase additional material after being told we had more than enough"