Eric Hayashi

"Beware of the ginger in the closet. She bites and will steal the clothes off of your back if she likes them enough"

"The French Fries that come with the Burger are worthy getting just for the fries!!!"

"Don't be a fool, where your retainer when you're supposed to"

"Moses is the best waiter/server"

"Remove your shoes upon entrance"

"The baked beans and twice baked potatoes are the beans"