emily diab

"Does it have to be named Lake Tuscaloosa? I don't know enough about Foursquare to know that, but that might be why!"

"grab an elliptical in front of the large windows facing the restaurants and be proud of yourself for being here instead of there!"

"Pretty annoyed, I've been here an hour and they're out of 4 things I wanted: draft beer system is messed up, no bud light lime, no woodford reserve & out of 9 oz sirloins!"