Elvin Matos

"This establishment has switched owners...some guy named Victor apparently cooks here...he'll do your makeup too"

"Chicken sandwiches are the best! They're generous with the chicken and the bread is so good. All for $3.80 after tax"

"They always have 2-ply"

"The washers in the back are only $1.25"

"Don't sit anywhere. Don't touch anything. Matter of fact, you should wear a hazmat suit."

"The mayor here is hot!"