Raul Vigil

"The waitresses only play nice just for your tips. They don't want to sleep with you. Dumbass."

"Beggars. Beggars everywhere. Avoid coming here at night at all costs."

"Animal style is disgusting. If you don't like onions, take my advice and don't get it."

"Get here around noonish. Hardly anyone is here at that time"

"Tip the baristas. It makes their day and it feels good to make someone's day. Do it regularly, make new friends and get free coffee down the road =)"

"Avoid going to the bookstore right before class. The line gets too long."