Fernando Gonzalez

"Luxury company car"

"Almost every single employee here is FN RUDE... Even when they're nice. RUDE!"

"THE VERY BEST customer service I ever had. Their fish tacos are the mother FN bomb, bitch!"

"Do not open the fridge in the crawl space. Unless u like the smell of decaying boar flesh...."

"Uuuuh huh huh huh we deal with wood. Huh huh huhYeah yeah he heh heh. Wood! Wood!"

"Watch what you say. Or you'll end up with cement shoes at the bottom of a lake... GET IT?! CEMENT shoes."