Ellis Reavey

"Idiots charge 10 bucks for 24oz beer when you can get two 12oz for 8 bucks. And get this...an o'douls costs 6 bucks."

"Want a tip? Place sucks. Given it numerous chances thinking I hit it on an off night but time and time again it produces the equivalent of dog food adorned with salsa and queso sauce."

"Make love on the love sac...you'll never be the same. I heart Marc"

"Bar tender just told me I can only get two drinks at a time, apparently I'm at Fenway park what's this shit about?"

"Great couch"

"Place is so poor. I literally have no words to describe how ghetto this place is."