"The San Diego Zoo is home to over 4,000 animals representing more than 800 species, and over 20 machines that will crush your pennies into garbage." - Conan O'Brien
"The Alamo, located just outside of San Antonio, TX was the place where… I think it has to do with the rental car company?" - Conan O'Brien
"Hey, if you’re visiting the Grand Canyon, please take a moment to look around for my blue marble. Dropped it there a couple years ago. It's blue and smooth." - Conan O'Brien
"France gave the United States the Statue of Liberty. The United States gave the world the bean bag chair. Let’s call it even." - Conan O'Brien
