Elizabeth Lubay

"Don't go here if you have any sense of smell, or enjoy breathing oxygen. It's the bog of eternal stench come to life."

"Welcome to the only city with a front door! <3"

"Save 10% with your military ID"

"A cup of hot water is no charge at the Sunoco. Save $1.70 and bring your own tea bag."

"For a greeting card company the employees are awfully bitter."

"They now carry Coach purses. Find them near the jewelry and make up."