Elizabeth Alpert

"If you aren't a member, be prepared to pay extra money. For every item you buy not being a member, you pay an extra 10%. Also, bags are 5 cents a piece. Cashier did not inform me of these charges"

"Best time of my life!!"

"Decoma Day Camp is the best in all the land. Everyday is full of fun and things we do are simply grand :-)"

"Look out for high school kids! They invade this place every weekend and disrupt the atmosphere. They're very obnoxious."

"Take out your car from midnight to 7 am and it's free!"

"Dirty Burge is where the party's at!"