Aaron Berg

"Grand Opening! 20% off !!!"

"Andrew N. is a fake mayor. This dog park is on private property and there is no way he could have visited it."

"People don't know how to drive in this parking lot..."

"Crack ya back!"

"Corey's trying to takeover my couch! Checking in when you're not even here!"

"Smells good but the line is too long...can't miss my flight"