E.J. Ulery

"Say what's up to the big black dog"

"They serve Pablo's coffee. It's the best."

"I work here. We make sweet stuff"

"5 dollar all you can eat wings!!! I feel like a typical fat American, but it was awesome!"

"Try to entice the bartender to give you one of his 20+ metal bracelets."

"Don't look in the lakes. You may find a dead person."