Eric Schmidt

"Amazing beer selection. Pick your own 6 pack is the way to go."

"Don't expect fast service."

"Collections has absolutely nothing to do with this building, hence General Office. Pay your bills on time though. How about that."

"Never go inside this man's house if he is offering candy. He will wait for the moment you take your eyes off him and show you were the wild goose goes."

"Come on by if you want a beer. Otherwise, stop at Koto for Sushi or Camillo's for Italian."

"The homeowner will try and get you drunk. Watch out for him."