Elena Hoesch

"Michael is amazing! Tip him well and your life will change forever."

"Section G, Lot 43642, Liberty Path"

"Motherfucking mexican block party outside needs to shut the fuck up. I miss Manhattan."

"There is always wine and beer and rum and tequila. Always."

"Free pink lemonade with lunch!"

"They are perpetually out of tofu cream cheese and don't understand the concept that someone ordering non-dairy probably can't eat real cream cheese."