Egan Young

"Crunchy taco supreme and double decker supreme is way to go! New Doritos Taco is all right, the Doritos don't make for a good shell."

"Beano was the stuff back when I was a vegan, but I usually get the Chili Cheese and Chicago dog now a days. Check that shit out"

"The frisco melt tastes like a greasy heaven."