Ethan Li

"Once you head of to the satellite, there's no turning back!"

"I think the final Miracle Lounge here is still under construction, so just temporary hoarding and carpeting with construction noise. Don't come early to the Satellite."

"If the post trailer isn't meeting expectations, go to the gift shop--that's the main post office."

"Just like SF, it’s old and dilapidated, feigning exclusivity for minimal amounts of hot food and drinks."

"You know that TikTok that says this is "3 Michelin stars"? It wasn't actually--just "an equivalent rating" by some paid off evaluators. Better pay that influencer well because it's a zoo here!"

"You're going to be gasping for air wondering why breathing is so hard on these simple steps to the top."