Eleni Crush

"The 7.99 vegetarian lunch buffet is worth the nearly 3,000 mile trek from Brooklyn I make for it."

"$4 sake bombs during happy hour to enhance your rendition of "Careless Whisper""

"the home depot where sadness goes to be sad (but does the job when you're in a pinch)"

"fleetwood mac theme brunches on sundays"

"We like spandex. A lot. And scrunchies. And "Twin Peaks" marathons."