Edwina Koch

"The cups have leaks! The cookies crumble! Freshmen fifteen IS Hayden Hall."

"Nothing like the relaxing atmosphere of the studio to start your day in NYC."

"Don't go here. You will want to die."

"Prenatal and postnatal are amazing classes! If you wanna hear some loud baby farts and burps go to Infant Massage on Wednesdays!"

"I will be the mayor of the Kooistra House without ever being there."

"This is the most boring place ever."