Emily Singleton

"So alt here. Leave your mainstream values at the door plz."

"Don't believe the hype about the shower"

"This is NOT a place of worship DO NOT BE TRICKED. Their sliders and alcohol are fine but steer clear of everything else. THERE IS NO GOD HERE."

"Don't fux with the veggie tacos, they're a total shit fest. Just corn in a stale hard taco."

"Settle Catan, settle it well, settle it often, ignore the mess."

"Cool atmosphere - terrible service. Wish I could just hang out here by myself."