Edwin A

"Why do the water coolers suck so hard?"

"Get out of Herndon as fast as you can."

"Nicole has great taste in music."

"DO NOT COME IN LARGE GROUPS (i.e. more than one per party). The place has only one pen to sign receipts. Total dealbreaker."

"The last AM shuttle leaves at 8:54. Depending on the driver, you can maybe get a 2-minute grace period."

"The Italian panini is pretty tasty."