Ed Ellis

"Captive audience, long queue, average food."

"Avoid the on-site takeaway curry; mushy wet rice, lamb curry with two chunks of lamb and nothing else, mint raita made of mayo and dried mint. Rubbish."

"Been dragged along a few times - not bad, but the giant octopus exhibit is always closed."

"£1 coffee. Free wifi. Laid-back tunes."

"Please, somebody take this mayorship from me. I no longer want it."

"Huge menu, but I've never had anything bad from here."