Eddy Reynolds

"Everything for sale - even the furniture!"

"No wonder this place is dead - someone spelt piranha wrong!"

"Eddy 'Uriel Septim' Reynolds has been the greatest emperor the Haradrim Palace has ever known."

"The Shankland reading room (top floor) is always the quietest and the warmest."

"Watch out! Pete is a plague carrying disease spreader. Vermin."

"Ask for the house vodka! Quid cheaper ;-)"