Eddie Marroquin

"Food was average. Atmosphere was terrible. Service was horrendous. Go to Rio Mar, Vega Tapas or Lola's instead. You'll thank me for this tip."

"Seems as though the prerequisite to working here is that you must be a middle aged woman that drinks and smokes heavily and regularly. Bar tending experience is also required."

"It's Notarial Archives! Learn to spell!!!"

"My Alma mater!!! Class of 1992. Damn. I'm old."

"Bunch of miserable people work here. Be prepared to wait a long time in a long line."

"Don't park in my spot!!!"