Eddie McGraw

"Water bowls next to front door aren't for drinking"

"When leaving the office late at night be sure to bring Giles along for safety. She's a registered green belt in Tae-Kwon-Do, and usually carries at least one concealed weapon."

"Intruders beware the ferocious dog. Friends beware the chilled bottle of Jager."

"great pub, better looking bartender"

"Ping pong table, rooftop patio - what better way to spend your days at work."

"Train station just moved a few hundred feet south"