Ed Coffin

"Yay, patriarchy! Yay, shitty beer! Yay, white people!"

"Try the only water kefir ever produced! Organic, probiotic and fermented! Booth #304, Caveman Foods!!!"

"At the KeHe show? Stop by Caveman Foods' booth #527 for 20% show special!"

"It's Village Whiskey, Geoff, not "whisky village...""

"Stop by the Caveman Foods table and try some AWESOME water kefir! Booth #1241"

"pina coladas are delicious!"