Eddie Cisneros

"Get the dirty grey goose martini with blue cheese stuffed olives. And tip your bartender because he always gives you a heavy pour!"

"If you order any shot(s) (I.e. Jäger, whiskey etc,) they will hand you tequila, everytime."

"You escape, what I escaped, you'd be in Paris getting fucked up too."

"Good not great sushi. Plenty of free samples though"

"1/2 priced apps on Tuesday. Quesadillas are bad ass"

"This building smells like cheese and shame. Love it."