Dustin Smith

"NO CAROL!!! I I DON'T WANT ANY F#CKING REESE'S OR SNICKERS!! I KNOW THEY ARE 3 FOR A DOLLAR BECAUSE I CAN F#CKING READ THE HUGE ASS DISPLAY IN MY FACE! BE WELL, BITCH!!"

"The Wife here is awesome!!"

"Sales guy in the Mobile department was so annoying that I left. What a Dbag!"

"Brack! Bragh! Braagg! Braaaght!...a total intellectual failure lives here."

"Don't sit next to jaws browning on the plane!! The feet..."

"Watch out for Trixie M.!!!!"