D-Unit

"Elvis burger is very yummy."

"Purveyors of London's blandest food. Even the black pepper was shite."

"Too crowded. All the Olympic bars are crooked. Go to Legends on Green Lanes instead."

"1300 calories in one meal. AWESOME! I'll be able to hit 16 stone in no time."

"Very adequate chilli. That's a pretty high accolade by the way, considering the inedible slop that they dish out in most Westminster eateries."

"Very average. The Coldplay of restaurants."