Patrick Knight

"Most enormous rum and coke ever for $6"

"Right side line is for credit. Left is for cash."

"Careful with the stream. There was a recent sewage leak."

"Check out the SurroundBar 6000 at a local Best Buy store."

"Bob Ehrlich won't fix MARC. Don't worry you can feel safe voting for Bob O'Malley like you should."

"Be prepared to wait in long lines. If it doesn't remind you of a visit to the MVA something is wrong."