Dan Meyering

"Don't plan on watching Whitney at this house..."

"Don't sit in the sleepy chair unless you want to take a nap"

"Great, drinks are even more expensive than they used to be, and no high life or pbr. WTF"

"This is the best place around for some really fucked up weird homoerotic shit."

"Amazing beer selection. Get a fruli strawberry blonde, you won't regret it."