drownthedays

"Try the otter."

"Three landline phones (one in the can) and no coffee machine or ice machines or vending machines."

"The car wash is jacked up!"

"Don't bring your sprog to a BAR!"

"Smells like motel 6/desperation. Where livers go to die."

"Don't stay here. Everything sucks. $23 for valet (mandatory bc there's no place else to park). They don't answer the phone & you have to wait 20+ mins for your car! Rooms crappy & need to be updated."