Daniel Robertson

""This wedding is horse shit!" - Step Brothers And so is this place"

"When I think of America, I think of Chi Phi. Fuck yeah."

"I'd like to get down on that sweet sweet organ."

"BOW TO YOUR MAYOR"

"Chalkboards in the study commons? What is this, Hogwarts?"

"Get to the Language Resource Center EARLY and not on the last day if you don't want to wait an hour or two."